funny status and shayari in hindi 2021

funny status and shayari in hindi 2021

Bibi was hitting the blade in the Marwari arm: - What are you doing, sir? Marwari: - Detol's bottle is broken, do not let Detol go to waste, even cut your finger!

salon funny quotes
👉 me: - Why did you cut such short hair? Friend: - Nai did not have 3 rupees to open, so I said, cut another 3 rupees.

when girls smile on boys
👉 Who says fucking, boys think less. .. Once the girl smiles, she thinks about the colors from the color of sherwani to the children.

amerikan vs indian kids
👉 An American asked an Indian child - How old are you? The child responded - 13 years at home, 12 years in school, bus years, 7 years on the train and 18 years on Facebook.

padhai vs pyaar
👉 Friend - I wish, studies were like love, it happened on its own. Me - oh no, I wish that the family members would have beaten and beaten them like love studies.

eduction funny quotes
👉 People smoke cigarettes some days and get used to it. Look at us, we have been studying since childhood, but till today we have not used this habit.

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प्यार On hearing that bid, love grows, on hearing this, May punched him in the eye and ran away.

status on dhoni
👉 If someone asks, tell someone, there was someone who reversed the match from behind the stumps.

aaliya bhat kiss
👉 I: - Today again I am trying to kiss Alia Bhatt. Friend: - What? You have kissed Alia before. Me: - No, even once before I did heart.

couple funny jokes
👉 boy: - How much do you love? Girl: - As much as you do? Boy: - You mean you are cheating on me too?





















Seeing the doctor, the doctor told you: - You are surrounded by an old disease which is slowly weakening the body.

poltical funny jokes
To serve the people in Maharashtra, Mahamar got tearful seeing God give such leaders in every country.

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👉 A man was singing, take this wealth, take this fame too… Suddenly my friend got up and said - I am so upset that take my woman too.

funny status on marriage
👉 When a man's torn shoes, dirty clothes, old face look down, do not consider him poor, maybe he is married.

question to kids
👉 The most difficult question of childhood: Beta do you like Papa or Mummy?

funny husband
👉 Teacher: - Write the names of the two biggest deadly and dangerous weapons in the world. I: Sir, first wife's tears and second neighbor's smile.

don't take risk for money and girl
👉 Job and girl should leave only when the other is in hand.

funny sad status
👉 had learned to play the guitar… to play at his wedding today.

police, dog and boy
👉 Yesterday I was taking a dog on the road. Policeman - Where are the Beta taking their brother? I say get the police admitted.















Mother: - Beta, why do you keep sugar in your mouth while talking? I say because Papa says that you should always speak sweet.

girlfriend, children and teacher
👉 Teacher: - What is the difference between children line and point? I said Sir Rekha is Karan's gf and Bindu is Sunil's gf.

jokes on doctor
👉 Woman: - Doctor, I have an infection on my lips. Doctor: - How often do you do it? Woman: - Once a year, Doctor: - Hey, there is no rust infection.

husband wife joke
👉 The doctor put a thermometer in the woman's mouth and asked to keep it closed for some time. Seeing the silence of the wife, the husband asked - Doctor sir, how much does this magical thing come about?

haryanvi jokes
👉 Teacher - To whom is the plural my friend says, When the daughter-in-law tells the khuti khoti to her in-laws, she is called plural.

funny shayari on exam
👉 He was looking at us in a twisted turn, we were looking at him in a twisted turn, he was us, we were him, we were him, he was us, because in the examination ... neither he knew anything nor us.

funny shayari on exam
 There is not as much sadness when something comes in the examination itself, as it happens when a friend takes an extra sheet.

jokes on girls
👉 Eyes like Hirani have eyes like your nightingale, this girl is a combination of animal and bird.

funny jokes on exam result
low So few marks should be slapped. Son - Yes Papa, I have also seen that bastard teacher's house.

educational jokes
👉 At first I did not understand anything… Then I started sitting with toppers. Now they also do not understand anything.












best cute funny jokes
👉 I am such a straightforward innocent boy that even if a girl propose me, I will not be able to refuse.

i love this status
नहीं It is not necessary that you earn merit only by feeding someone hungry. You can also earn merit by getting my settings done.

STATUS ON whatsapp
sun The sun is not yet submerged, let it be a little evening, it will come on its own Online Let the housework be done.